Windwak Bleeglorf

Windwak Bleeglorf was released on 25 January 10652 from Microo Splengabii SC-T Ltd, an autonomous trade company specialising in bioparts and orbiting 7 planets in the Sirius Tau, Canopus and Betelgeuse 7 systems. Windwak Bleeglorf, was the first and best known of the Windwak series which also included Windwak Truukus, Windwak Errikor, and Windwak 11000 (despite the name, released in October 10677, but due to relativity, it was 11000 before it reached more civilised areas of the galaxy where people actually have developed faster-than-light travel, and nobody knows why. Magic? Magic. Probably.)

Windwak Bleeglorf was predicted to exist in 2017 by the historian and WNR creator known only as 'Spriteclad', it's original vision has been expanded over the years.

According to the People's Press distributed by the Galactic Freedom Government that rules with an iron fist all lands toward the galactic rim from where the Pistol Star is triangular with Deneb, Windwak Bleeglorf removed the spell checker, and added at least 600 applications that nobody will ever need to use.